unfornicate

verb: to straighten out a situation that is fucked up

I had to mount a number of rescue missions to unfornicate data systems on behalf of people who you’d think would know better (including - god help us - companies that supply computers and databases)

by E_Man July 5, 2012

Unflavoursome

Not full of flavour

That banana bread was unflavoursome.

by MrsPaine January 13, 2013

unfinished man

A man that lacks confidence, useful skills, and who has childish tendencies.

Man, James is such an unfinished man. He can barely tie his shoes without the help of his friends.

by NassimEzekial March 18, 2013

unfumpkin

the act of performing cunnilingus while she is defecating. Role reversal for a blumpkin.

I've been dating Betty for a couple weeks now and she asked for an unfumpkin. I was like, "girl there isn't enough mouthwash in the world for that shit."

by cunnilingus22 October 12, 2013

unfeelings

A fictional response given when someone asks "how's it going?" at work after your boss says you need to improve your bad attitude. This feeling is directly related to how far your mortgage is under water, the quantity of work you have to do, the increased urgency of every request and the difference between your income and expenses.

At work I can only share my unfeelings with my boss.

by aloha.bitches January 4, 2014

Unfucktionable

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying

This kimono is really unfucktionable

by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015

Unfrigginbelievable

When Pingy gets over 40 kills and you sit there wondering how he manages to do this all the time.

Guy 1: "How the fuck did Pingy do that?"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, he must be a god or something."
Guy 3: "Now that's what I call an Unfrigginbelievable!"

by Urmumm8 June 18, 2018