booty tweet

the act of sending a tweet via the pressure of your booty onto your phone in your back pocket

@lancearmstrong Whoops, sorry about the booty tweet.5 minutes ago from Tweetie

@lancearmstrong @@@@@@@D@d00 085
29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

by hybuirr March 11, 2009

Go Tweet About It

A more Web 2.0 version of 'Cool story, bro', (Web 2.0 meaning the social networking aspects of the internet.) Twitter uses the status used in Facebook and Myspace as it's defining feature. So to someone who posts an 'interesting tale', you may tell them to go 'tweet about it, faggot.'

Variations: Riveting tale, chap, Cool story, bro.

Example:

Idiot:
Me and a friend of mine go to a mall, and try to pick some chicks up. We failed twice and damn it wasn't good. Like 2 days ago at this local park I got picked this one chick up but damn the ones at malls or a lot harder for some reason. Anyways it was a bad day, no numbers, no nothing.

Person:

That's cool, go tweet about it, faggot.

by TBS Beanie August 14, 2009

sex theft

another term for rape.

John got arrested for sex theft.

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.

Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!

by Sonera June 9, 2011

Theft

A more qualified term for stealing, can also be used as Thefter, regarding theives.

"I was deciding to go on a thefting spree, so I went to the thefter's house and thefted his TV"

by UnderarmSquid May 13, 2006

grand theft auto

Stealing many cars and being chased by the police. People with guns or gangsters tend to do this. Or: Hotwiring an unlocked car and escaping the police. Or Just the process of stealing a car and commiting crimes all at once

Tommy:(Knocks person out of car)
Tommy: whoo! freakin grand theft auto'd that guy

by Nikko April 27, 2005

mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 14, 2008