Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex April 15, 2016

Tyler Turchan

5’9”, blonde, bathes regularly, reads often, talks good, sub 6 minute mile, super fucking charming, strong male that doesn’t need a woman to pay his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”

Your mom is probably with Tyler Turchan.

by jhawkk May 29, 2018

tyler turchan

5’9”, blonde, bathes reguarly, talks good, fucking champ at fortnite, sub 6 minute mile, strong independent male who doesnt need a woman to pay for his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”

Your mom is probably with Tyler Turchan.

by jhawkk May 29, 2018

Dirty turban

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.

He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban

by E-RIC June 4, 2018

Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.

Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!

by Jvzy June 9, 2018

Urban turban

Cool guy who makes fun of everything. He is sikh but he truly hates when people associate middle eastern appearance to terrorism. Better not mess up with this dude and you’ll always have fun when around him.

Urban turban is da shit!

by Urban_turban127 October 22, 2018

wind turban

A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.

If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.

by QuacksO December 7, 2020