Trumpet

The best instrument of all time. Beats the clarinet by a mile. Clarinets are really stupid. They are the worst instrument. Maybe besides flutes. And flutes? Really? They're just really dopey. Have you noticed that NO ONE plays the flute? Saxophones are cool but overused. Epic Sax Guy? You know him? Yeah, no. And trombones are probably the second best. But none y'all can beat trumpet because it's all dope. You play the loudest, get more solos, and are used in lots of pictures of Jesus and God. They are holy instruments. That's why they're awesome! If you don't agree, you're probably a clarinet.

Man, I wish I was a Trumpet. They're SO cool.

by Fresh_Towels98 November 28, 2017

Trumpet

An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.

Random person: "Hi."
Trumpet player: "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"

by tromBONER69 September 24, 2011

Fuck Trumpet

A man's penis (instrument to be blown).

When I opened the door I walked in on my wife, shall we say, playing another man's fuck trumpet.

by Molbänhän December 9, 2012

Trumpster

People that support Donald Trump and vote me for him during the 2016 election which was the biggest mistake in the history

He is a Trumpster so he must be a retard

by AsianWorld November 19, 2016

trumpet

In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.

Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"

Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

trumpeter

Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.

John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.

by a trumpeter July 27, 2007

Trumpster

What you call a thin-skinned bully when that person lamely tries to deny the facts to a perceived or actual slam.

"Man, leave the waitress alone. She's not giving you her number for a two dollar tip. You're such a Trumpster!"

by Diogenes16 November 22, 2016