Definitions by tromBONER69

Trumpet 

An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.

Random person: "Hi."
Trumpet player: "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"

Trumpet by tromBONER69 September 24, 2011