Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.
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CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010
Get the Carrot Topped mug.To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010
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Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.
Incredibly talented Australian swimmer, among other things, who DOMINATES Michael Phelps in every way, and whose boyfriend is Pieter van den Hoogenband, no matter what either one of them says. Often referred to as Thorpedo and famed for his size 17 feet.
by M October 8, 2005
Get the Ian Thorpe mug.its the torpedo toy in the pool but it looks like a penis. when held underwater and let go..its fast as lighting..try it on for size! women love the torpenis in the pool
by iheartcobravenom September 10, 2008
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Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
by DrDiequick December 4, 2006
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