Turkey

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.

Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

Turkey

Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.

Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009

Turkey

One who is not quite a dangus, but nor a dingus. Eaten frequently on Franksgiving. He's quite the floppy fellow, and can't fly high like an eagle.

Dangus 1: That dangle is such a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.

by The guy with no dangus November 24, 2011

crotch turkey

A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.

That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.

by Kara October 20, 2003

turkey timers

A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.

There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.

Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.

by Farlig November 28, 2007

torkelson

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.

Hey Meesh let’s Torkelson tonight!

by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

Turkey

A girl any boy can get or get with at anytime. This word is usually used in Baltimore Maryland by teenagers. Basically a slut or whore

Boy 1: yo I just starting talking to this girl name Chaela

Boy 2: Every nigga in the school had her. She a turkey frl 💯💯

by Da’jahnae Carter August 14, 2018