Toadfish

Toadfish: An aquatic creature native to Marcland, which is easily distinguishable by it's brightly coloured eyes, toad-like face and it's long, finned tail. The toadfish, despite it's name, is neither a toad nor a fish, but is infact the only known aquatic primate. The toadfish does not eat, and seems to survive purely from sunlight and the happiness of those around it. The toadfish is recognised by the natives of Marcland as a sigma of good luck, and is often found as a household pet.

"I bought added a toadfish to the tank yesterday, little buddy always seems to lift the mood." - Contented toadfish owner.

by Marine Biologist Professor Wethlescope Metherby October 5, 2007

toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

by kittymao May 2, 2008

Toadrag

1. A person of extreme ugliness

2. Term used to describe an overweight person wearing extremely small or tight clothing

"Damn she's a Toadrag!"
"Oh My God, Look at that Toadrag"

by Shivmifuk September 8, 2005

toadogled

to be checked out in a sexual manner by a disgusting person

Oh, dude, that fugly chick over there just toadogled me.

by BDF June 26, 2007

toadlich

adj. to describe something, anything, when sitting in the real greek with your mrs and her sister

its always really toadlich to see you tash, thanks for a lovely evening

by toadlich May 14, 2008

Toadstaff

Staff given to the Hero of Light by the Elder Toad, in Mushroom Kingdom.

"You recieved the Toadstaff, +50 attack, +15 magic. Aw snaps, boy."

by Nevele September 27, 2008

Todzilla

todzilla is godzilla's brother and hes always drunk and on weed/pot. Todzilla has a british accent and always listens to rap and dupstep. His hobbies include getting blowjobs, getting high, and watching porn. Watch out for Todzilla he will rape your turtle, iguana, dog, cat, and maybe even u!

todzilla: bloodywanka wanna get high with me?
godzilla: no tod, i have to focus on my career in the military! know if u wont mind i gotta go fight off the humans on a planet called earth before they come here. btw do u know where my keys r?

todzilla: oh ya i sold them for a bag of crystal meth. You didnt need that peice of garbage anyway bruh

by <3me<3 January 19, 2015