boob jab

When someone accidentally hits or elbows your boob and it hurts like hell

liz: blahblahblah, omg! (about to stand up, but accidentally elbows sarah in boob)
sarah: ow!
liz: what?
sarah: u gave me a boob jab!

by <3me<3 January 16, 2015

Todzilla

todzilla is godzilla's brother and hes always drunk and on weed/pot. Todzilla has a british accent and always listens to rap and dupstep. His hobbies include getting blowjobs, getting high, and watching porn. Watch out for Todzilla he will rape your turtle, iguana, dog, cat, and maybe even u!

todzilla: bloodywanka wanna get high with me?
godzilla: no tod, i have to focus on my career in the military! know if u wont mind i gotta go fight off the humans on a planet called earth before they come here. btw do u know where my keys r?

todzilla: oh ya i sold them for a bag of crystal meth. You didnt need that peice of garbage anyway bruh

by <3me<3 January 19, 2015

stubble

little hairs that prick and poke you when u dont shave in some time
EX- did u see stacy? she had a stubble on her thigh yesterday

i knew u were a stubble when u grew in... so shame on me now im laying in the cold hard tub -ugh ugh ughhghghg

by <3me<3 January 11, 2015