tits

Whatever you are referring to is cool or the shit

Me:I finally have the weekend off!
Friend: that's tits!!

Me: that party was tits!!

by Heatherrrrrrrp August 15, 2011

tit

aka terrorist in training

Look at that Muslim, he is definitely a tit.

by dj87jetsfootball October 29, 2010

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

Tit-Matized

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.

Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.

by pubey March 27, 2008

tits or gtfo

Expression used when girls posting online try to gain more attention by stating the fact that they are girls even if it has no relevance to the matter at hand.

Tits or GTFO is used in a way to say; If you are going to use your gender to gain further attention on a board or comment section of a predominantly male user base, you are basically saying "I have tits, give me more attention". Therefore you might as well go all out and show your fucking tits or get the fuck out.

Girl: Hey guys, female poster here. How do you like this video/game/whatever?
Unfazed commenter: Tits or GTFO

by Krello January 28, 2016

Secret Tits

When you think a lady has average or smaller than average tits, but upon removing her garments you find she has much more than you expected.

Christ, Samantha has secret tits! Those things are huge!

by Tonymicjoe December 22, 2008

the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.

"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."

by Grigs February 7, 2012