Jam the ham

The act of female masturbation or sex

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"

by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019

Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.

Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Laser-Ham

Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.

Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.

Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.

by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018

Ham Hogging

When your homeboy is doing more than just cartwheels on that shit

My boy Kyle was constantly Ham Hogging me during that uno game

by Mrfatcakes May 26, 2023

Ham Heater

A gambling term for someone that has a record of losing consistently but then starts winning a few games in a short period of time

That guy lost money for the past 104 days, but has won several times in the past week! He’s on a real Ham Heater!

by Somebody8827 July 30, 2020

ham-fister

Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting

"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013