by Paint January 8, 2005
Get the Urban legendmug. Status given to one who has earned it simply through being witty. Sheer banter alone may not determine whether or not one is a Living Legend. The minimum skills required to obtain Living Legend status are as follows:
-Must have an average comeback time no greater than 2.9 seconds.
-Must be able to inflict a third degree burn with no more than three insults.
-Must be able to insult any stereotype without using stereotypes.
-Must never use the same insults multiple times in one month.
-Must live by the motto of the Society of Banter: "Originality is key".
To officially be granted Living Legend status, one must pass the Society of Banter initiation test, a self-invigilated practical examination where candidates must successfully take on and defeat three random opponents in a battle of wits, over the time period of one hour. This is easiest judged by the magnitude of the observing crowd's roar. The greater in volume their appreciation of banter is, the more certain one can be that they have won. If the opposite is true, in that the observing crowd's roar is louder for one's opponent, one must admit defeat and declare aloud: "I have failed the Society of Banter initiation test. I am not a Living Legend." If this is the case, one must wait one month without attempting to engage in a battle of wits with anyone, before attempting the initiation test again.
-Must have an average comeback time no greater than 2.9 seconds.
-Must be able to inflict a third degree burn with no more than three insults.
-Must be able to insult any stereotype without using stereotypes.
-Must never use the same insults multiple times in one month.
-Must live by the motto of the Society of Banter: "Originality is key".
To officially be granted Living Legend status, one must pass the Society of Banter initiation test, a self-invigilated practical examination where candidates must successfully take on and defeat three random opponents in a battle of wits, over the time period of one hour. This is easiest judged by the magnitude of the observing crowd's roar. The greater in volume their appreciation of banter is, the more certain one can be that they have won. If the opposite is true, in that the observing crowd's roar is louder for one's opponent, one must admit defeat and declare aloud: "I have failed the Society of Banter initiation test. I am not a Living Legend." If this is the case, one must wait one month without attempting to engage in a battle of wits with anyone, before attempting the initiation test again.
James inflicted third degree burns on his opponent in the battle of wits; he must be a Living Legend.
by JMUK January 15, 2014
Get the Living Legendmug. A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.
Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind
urban legends
Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind
urban legends
by pseudonym urban legends April 30, 2013
Get the urban legendsmug. A Lower league RSB clan that downs everything in its site besides CV because noone has a baby penis.
by Guttdogg June 16, 2010
Get the Abyssal Legendsmug. Its one of the rare cookies from the cookie game, found on swiftirc channel #darkness.
Its ability is quite handy, when the cookie monster attacks you, you can trade it with him for another rare cookie.
Instead of running away.
These are smithable.
Other rares are: Rage cookies, Lighthouse cookies, Rainbow cookies.
Its ability is quite handy, when the cookie monster attacks you, you can trade it with him for another rare cookie.
Instead of running away.
These are smithable.
Other rares are: Rage cookies, Lighthouse cookies, Rainbow cookies.
The cookie monster has came and stolen -Guy1-'s cookies!
-guy1- OMFG?!? WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
-guy2- Duh.. you have a legend cookie... use it.
-guy1- !legend
-cookiebot- -Guy1- Has traded the cookie monster a legend cookie for a Rage cookie! The cookie monster happily runs away with his legend cookie.
-guy1- OMFG?!? WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
-guy2- Duh.. you have a legend cookie... use it.
-guy1- !legend
-cookiebot- -Guy1- Has traded the cookie monster a legend cookie for a Rage cookie! The cookie monster happily runs away with his legend cookie.
by Helper204 January 9, 2010
Get the Legend cookiemug. Blaine is the best admin here followed by apple, Rd, and Jaedon. He better than all of them combined times 24
by BlaineIsLitAF June 26, 2018
Get the legends secretmug. A new trend ing game former fortnite players have latched on to. Most of these players are hypocrites as most of them now insult fortnite although they have played it for over a year just to follow the new trend.
They like to consider themselves “hot” or “sexy” to try get rid of the former label as gay virgins for life they had when they played fortnite. This this pitiful attempt to make people think higher of them is a perfect display of their low self-esteem and will eventually fade as well as the trend when the same people will start insulting the game they played until the day before.
Essentially it is the NEW game played by sweaty gay virgins who have no life.
They like to consider themselves “hot” or “sexy” to try get rid of the former label as gay virgins for life they had when they played fortnite. This this pitiful attempt to make people think higher of them is a perfect display of their low self-esteem and will eventually fade as well as the trend when the same people will start insulting the game they played until the day before.
Essentially it is the NEW game played by sweaty gay virgins who have no life.
A: Hey bruh do you wanna play fortnite?
B: No bruh, I played it up to 5 months ago but it’s become gay and stupid now. What about playing apex legends instead?
B: No bruh, I played it up to 5 months ago but it’s become gay and stupid now. What about playing apex legends instead?
by Somebody with a working brain June 3, 2020
Get the Apex Legendsmug.