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Sucking the Glass Dick 

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
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giving me the gears 

Giving the gears is to tease someone by giving them a bit of a hard time but not in a harsh or unkind way.
They were giving me the gears because I went golfing with the boss.
giving me the gears by Levk February 11, 2017

doped to the gills 

Incomparably drugged-up; nearly catatonic
Jolanda got some painkillers the size of walnuts after her back surgery, so she's doped to the gills right now.
doped to the gills by T.., May 5, 2006

Bird-Man [the game] 

A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").

Rules:

1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.

2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.

3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.

4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!

5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.


The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...

With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"

"ahh, dammit"

...Bird-Man the game strikes again
Bird-Man [the game] by Schistose February 4, 2009

at the gates 

Swedish melodic death metal band, disbanded in 1996 but still extremely influencial and often touted as one of the founding fathers of NWOSDM.

Tomas Lindberg : vocals
Anders Bjorler : guitars
Martin Larsson : guitars
Jonas Bjorler : bass
Adrian Erlandsson : drums

Former members:
Alf Svensson : guitars
Gesper Jarold : violin

Jonas, Anders and Adrien then went on to form The Haunted, whilst Tomas Lindberg has appeared on various works and was/is involved in The Crown, Lockup and Nightrage.

Tip; when searching for At the Gates on google, type + infront of at and the, and maybe "Swedish" after it or you get random crap about fencing.
"Have you heard any tracks by At the Gates?"
at the gates by acid_lullaby September 1, 2004

off the grill

Used to describe behaviour that is particularly rowdy and crazy, usually due to drunkenness. May be abbreviated to 'OTG'.

1. Did you see Mark last night? He was fucking OTG.
2. Dude, last night was off the fucking grill, I am never drinking sambucca again.
3. I'm keen to get off the grill.