Facebook

Facebook is social networking,

alot of times it is used to wait time, and fufill bordum.

Facebook is a good way to "connect" with your friends & start drama. Nothing like two b**** fighting on facebook (:

Hey, can you go on facebook?
OMG, facebook is SOOOO the new myspace.
Ugh, havn't been on facebook in like 1234567890 days! :D

~ i can promise almost everyone who looks at this, has a facebook.!

by Kieferx3 March 13, 2010

Facebooked

To share something on Facebook.

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.

by MattC1977 December 4, 2010

Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.

Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.

by Giglerx May 13, 2013

Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.

Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*

by t_lly July 3, 2014

Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.

Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!

by Moaloa January 23, 2016

Facebook

A waste of time.

I wasted my time on facebook last night.

by Darth_Wilson September 28, 2019

Facebooked

To overtly, covertly, and/or coercively attempt to induce you to give your personal information to data miners and indirectly to stalkers, psychos and the secret police.

"I'd get a discount if I sign up for a store card, but I'm afraid I'll be facebooked"

by Non Dehyo October 16, 2012