Thanksgiving Turkey

; When a male takes his erected cock and balls and puts them under neath his anus and shitting hole. His cheerful playmate then goes under and begins to suck on the ball sack and shaft, when the time is right the male will shit out of his anus hole and make it go on the sucker...that is the stuffing of the turkey.

1. "Hey eliot do you want to have a thanksgiving turkey?"
2. "I wish i was a guy so I could do a thanksgiving turkey!"

by conraddontyouknow September 20, 2009

k thanks bye

when someone tells you information that you really dont care about.
or when someone is giving you a big lecture when you do something bad and you reply with a K THANKS BYE

ex.
sam- "mark told me he is going to beat up jordan"
fred- K thnaks BYE!
ex.
teejaie- dude i just lipped off sam
dude- you really shouldent do that your going to make her hate you.
teejaie- k thanks bye..!!

by TEEJAIDS March 4, 2009

thanks for coming out

When someone's presence at an event is kind of pointless, but they go anyway.

I can't even see the game from these "thanks for coming out" seats!

by Professor RRRR May 2, 2016

Thanks a lot

Being super sarcastic and not thanking you for anything at all.

“Thanks a lot, Sam,” Matthew said.

by dr.c__12 July 17, 2018

Thanks, but no thanks

When you want to emphasize something wonderful you did, that you didn't really do.

Sarah Palin:
I told congress about that bridge to no where, "Thanks, but no thanks!" Then I took the money.

you: Wow, good job, Sarah

by seymore1970 January 13, 2009

thanks bro

When you walk in on your brother (could also be a friend) getting a blow job in your room. It could also apply to other sexual activities.

Ryan: so I walked into my room last night and mary was proving that her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard to my brother.
Callie:Wow! what a slut!!! you should have been like, "now thats a thanks bro if I've ever seen one!"

by cakepan face March 4, 2011

Thanks John

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

by @DoctorMalibu May 31, 2015