Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.

John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.

by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011

Text Boxing

When a pussy talks shit through text, with no intentions of handling his or her business when approached.

Jr was text boxing last night, but when I caught up to him he caught that pussy.

by Doc Wells May 15, 2014

Text Slur

Slurring through text messages by using the same letters multiple times.

"I can't waaaaaaiiittt to partyyy!" - Person 1
"Nice use of a text slur!" - Person 2

by Herban Dicktionary June 6, 2017

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

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by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.

We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.

by shann81 April 30, 2007

text cussing

giving or receiving a txt that cannot be responeded to such as lol, haha, soo....., yea...., awesome

lol
Stop text cussing

by Chowblack June 12, 2008

Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010