teacher fart

A phase to show how something unusual happens.

Dave: So what happened yesterday.
Stan: It was crazy, a TEACHER FART happened, my boss gave me a raise!!!!

by Jason (fart) Master May 23, 2010

sluty teacher

is a teacher who happens to be sluty. aka likes sleeping around with a degree.

"today my teacher slept with my best friend during lunch just so she wouldn't have to fail him"!

by pixie dust July 8, 2004

Tenacious Fivedriver

A sex maneuver involving five individuals- three women, two men. It is performed by having one woman lying in doggy position on a table, being boned by a man behind her. On the other end of the table is another woman lying on her back with legs spread and in the air while being licked out by the other woman on the table while simultaneously pleasuring the balls of the second man standing on the table. The man on the table is also mouthfucking a girl lying on her stomach in a harness suspended from the ceiling. The woman in the harness is also being licked out by the first man standing on the ground fucking the girl in doggystyle.

Bill- Hey Frank guess what me Bob, susie, Lois, and Meg did last night.

Frank- What.

Bill- We performed a ballin Tenacious Fivedriver!!!

Frank- I'm going home...

by Ballin bros September 23, 2011

teacloak

the female version of teabag. Considering women do not have the necessary parts to be described as a "bag," teacloak is used in its place.

The act of teacloaking is when a female places her genitals on the forehead of someone, like draping tea down into a kettle.

Reginald was awoken from his leisurely nap by the sly teacloak of Matilda on his head.

by teacloak August 28, 2012

teaching to the test

A method of education that focuses solely on teaching the material that will be on tests and exams rather than imparting a wider understanding of the overall subject.

Mr. Smith doesn't make his students care about the subject. He's known for just teaching to the test.

by shredmonkey February 22, 2013

Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.

Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag

by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013

teachcunt

That one teacher who thinks he his hilarious and when you laugh, he still doesn't realise you are laughing at him and not with him. Probably named very stereotypically Eg; Mr Brown, Mr Clark, Mr Jones.

is he a teachcunt?

yeah he's the biggest teachcunt

by jamesdanieljames November 21, 2016