Male Tears

1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."

by varyaner January 5, 2015

tears

A situation which is very bad.

'That dj was absolute tears.'

'I can't come out tonight I've lost my wallet, it's tears.'

by Maccy February 10, 2004

baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Black tears

The mix of cum and mascara that occurs when a man ejaculates onto a woman's face.

Angel came on Chantelle's face so much that black tears were streaming down her cheeks.

by Funguy5102 September 18, 2016

Evangelion- Tears of Angels

Only the BEST Neon Genesis Evangelion RPG. Evar.

Tears of Angels r0x0rz ur b0x0rz.

by Chris Dark March 1, 2004

Russian Dragon Tears

Like angry dragon tears but the man deficates into the females mouth and plugs her nose so shit come out her eyes.

That bitch needed to be taught a lesson so I gave her Russian Dragon Tears like she deserved!

by Mr. Lacroix December 3, 2006

Salty tears

When a guy ejaculates into a girls eye while she is crying

friend: hey dude what were you up to last night?
Guy: just giving my girlfriend salty tears

by PsychoDeathBitch September 11, 2016