taint tickler

The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.

I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.

by Ed Gein April 3, 2003

taint brush

A long goatee that brushes/tickles the taint when you eat pussy

I wouldn't want to smell his taint brush after he eats pussy.

by Bellezebub July 14, 2005

Bikers Taint

The condition that arises when one has ridden a bicycle for an extended period of time and causes the taint to become irritated and angry. There is no known cure.

"I rode my bike for 14 miles the other day. Man did I have a serious case of bikers taint"

by scruffy42 June 23, 2014

Taint Wrangler

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.

Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.

by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010

taint thump

Two fingers, two holes and BAM!

David put one in the pink and one in the stink and gave her a taint thump.

by fyrefang December 25, 2008

tuna taint

when your taint gets really sweaty and salty it smells like tuna.

Man i get tuna taint when i go running in the summer.

by dirty bird7518 April 26, 2008

Taint Scrubber

The little patch of hair on your chin that rubs against the vagina when eating a girl out.

Hey, nice taint scrubber bro.

by That One Guy #2 July 21, 2009