toledo smokestack

A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.

"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"

by The Poper May 13, 2014

tossed donut

Eating a glazed munchkin from Dunkin Donuts out of a girls asshole.

Yo that bitch I fucked last night loves ass play so much she let me give her a tossed donut.

by FireDancer April 8, 2016

Tossed Salad Head

When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.

It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"

by Duggy Dog August 27, 2016

tossed

A word that can replace any emotion or feeling of any sort. Can be good, bad, happy, sad, and everything in between

I'm feeling real tossed after that performance last night. (tired)

Are you tossed right now?

by waluigiiswatching January 6, 2017

Tossed the sauce

When during a threesome, he or she takes a mouthful of cum, and then forces it into the third parties asshole via their mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend totally tossed the sauce with our pick up last night!

by Mtb-homie January 19, 2017

toledo tootsie roll

To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.

Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."

by Steve scuba September 22, 2017

Tonedeaf

A word used by holier than thous on social media to shame you for your troubling personal opinion. Mostly used by the main stream media and social media blowhards on Farcebook and Twatter to try and force a public apology out of you. They have no real recourse or law to push their agenda so they must make their opinion seem defacto and unarguable.

Person with troubling opinion: I don't see an issue with letting my daughter dress up as Pocahontas for Halloween. She is merely a little girl who likes Disney.

Social media holier than thou contributor to Buzzfeed: That is tonedeaf as hell you racist, sexist, misogynist, able-ist, age-ist, nazi, white supremacist. I demand you retract that statement or I will let your employer at the donut shop at 11th ave and West St about your problematic opinions.

by Scambammer January 4, 2018