tofu

Too Old For yoU
also known as to4u
often used in response with asl

guy: asl?
girl: 13 f ny u?
guy: tofu

by penguin3647 February 8, 2009

tofu

An abbreviation for TOtally Fucked Up, pronounced like the food tofu (toe-foo)

Bill: dude i cant beleive she left me 4 that fatass after 7 yrs.
Josh: Get over it bro, we all told u dat bitch was tofu

by bill schloot April 25, 2006

Tofu Bacon

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.

Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.

by Linkdicks October 18, 2008

Toffler

n.) a lame person who tells lame jokes mostly about gayness or something lame like that or a person with no game but thinks they have mad game

v.) to tell a lame joke- to toffler-

Joe- Ugh man fuck this game

Alex- Fuck your mom hahaha

Daric- STFU you stupid toffler

Alex- well you're gay

by Someguy666 March 2, 2008

toffi

hell up tight german kid wit da money pimp life

holy shit did you see that toffi!!

by tj the german March 1, 2008

toffee knickers

someone who sleeps around

she's got toffee knickers, she has

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

by Joelad84 October 19, 2016