big old fat titties

More than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands.

Damn, looks at Sally's BIG OLD FAT TITTIES!

by Go Browns December 4, 2007

pancake titties

Breasts that are so fuckin flabby and droopy that they look like pancakes.

Dseeamn you'll need to add some butter and syrup to lick that stupid cunt's nasty ass pancake titties!

by yo March 11, 2003

floppy titties

Large breasts most of the time on an obese woman or woman approximately over the age of 50.

A 300 lbs. woman who is 60 years old would most likely have floppy titties.

by Young One Who Likes Big Ones August 27, 2006

bigass titties

Exclamation of joy and excitement; Especially in instance of extreme impending awesomeness. First referenced in the film Tropic Thunder

Bigass Titties!

by That Bitch Iyellow March 26, 2009

flop your titties

to take your hand under your tit and push it up and it bounces

mom! Go flop your Titties!

by blaise June 13, 2003

tubesock titties

the elongated, tubular shape that the breasts take on while a female is bent over, riding her partner during intercourse

We were gettin it on, and her tubesock tiities kept smacking me in the face!

by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

Texas Titties

Noun - The oversized speed bumps/lane markers used in Texas intersections. Origin presumably comes from the shape and size of the bumps, which are large enough to do severe tire damage at high speeds - each one is roughly the size of half a volleyball. Color varies from White to Orange.

"I was blowin' through a red light when I hit a Texas Titty and it dang near tore my rim off!"

by Jimmy The Head November 16, 2004