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Last Thursdayism

(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Thursday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Thursday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Tuesdayism, is considered wrong.
Q: "What is the evidence for Last Thursdayism?"
A: "There's lots of pieces of evidence that prove that Last Thursdayism is true but we can't go into that right now."
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
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Thurday

The day in between Wedneday and Frday in which the Thur clan (also known as the Thurgondian Circus Act from Mississippi) host a ritual dedicated to their fallen warriors. The ritual also encompasses any and all persons injured by or from an indirect cause of The Great Rabbit Stampede of 2001.
Guy 1: Wanna come celebrate Thurday?
Guy 2: Nah sorry I'm part of the Frday clan.
by ThurTwenty BlazeIt June 8, 2014
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Thuesday

The way of saying Tuesday and Thursday at the same time
I only walk around nude in thuesdays
by Dankburrito September 4, 2017
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Thirsty Thursdays

Pioneered by business school students who don't have class on friday like everyone else. Thirsty Thursday's is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. Most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.
The best parties on campus are on Thirsty Thursdays.
by AErrorist September 4, 2006
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thurday

coined by famous white man known as Nathan Allen. used when you see a person with hella ass on a Thursday afternoon.
Damn girl, you stay looking thicc this thurday.
by aylosfrijoles November 27, 2019
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Thirsday

Yo man you getting your drink on this Thirsday
by jermdemolaw February 26, 2009
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Two Thursdays

A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."
I'm havving my TWO THURSDAYS waiting to go to six flags and ride the fun roller coasters
by Jon Skillman October 28, 2012
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