Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 06, 2011

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012

mythical morning

a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.

i wish for a mythical morning.

by whatgum July 14, 2012

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013

Gd Morn

Slang term for good morning on S and S farms in Reydell, Arkansas.

Tugs told Ricky gd morn when he showed up for work.

by Truck 1 November 17, 2020