Skip to main content

There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the There's a condom behind that bookshelf mug.

Therion

Therion is a Swedish symphonic metal band. It takes its name from the Greek word therion, which means beast, in reference to the "beast" of the Christian Book of Revelation. However, the band's name itself originates from the Celtic Frost album To Mega Therion. Therion was founded by Christofer Johnsson in 1987. Beginning as a death metal band, they later turned to combining orchestral elements with their metal music, employing heavy use of choirs and classical musicians, not only as additions to but also as integral parts of the composition.

Therion's music takes its themes from different mythologies and is based on concepts ranging from occultism, magic and ancient traditions and writings. The majority of their lyrics are written by Thomas Karlsson, head and founder of the magical order Dragon Rouge, of which Johnsson is a member.
Dude, Therion totally changed my life! Because of them I found out about Dragon Rouge, from there I found out about lucid dreaming, from that I found out about astral projection, then went on to metaphysics, then "the occult", then skepticism, then psychology and exploring the mind.
I owe you everything.

Oh, and Therion fucking rule!
by _eurotrash_ November 9, 2008
mugGet the Therion mug.
Related Words

therm

worst then a lame,,, an extreme lame.! super not cool
person1 - yo mama
person2 - u a fukkin therm
by kandiiDiCaprio February 15, 2010
mugGet the therm mug.

therian

A person who feels that they have a spiritual connection to animals. Also referred to as a wereor therianthrope. Not to be mistaken for clinical lycanthropy.
He is a therian
by Dromicles January 1, 2004
mugGet the therian mug.

therine

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Some people says she's imaginary because of her perfection. She has amazing hair and beautiful eyes, aswell as the best personality ever. All around great person, but also a potato a lot of the time.
I can't wait to see Therine she's amazing!
by CidTheKid October 7, 2015
mugGet the therine mug.

Therapy Session

For someone to be a complete nuisance and annoyance, and saying that they're a therapy session states that they are the cause of you going to a therapy session.
Nuisance: Why do you like green?
You: Cuz its cool.
Nuisance: Why is it cool?
You: idk.
Nuisance: Why don't you know?
You: Oh my gosh, you're being a damn THERAPY SESSION right now.
Nuisance: ...
by Sorin's Defs October 31, 2017
mugGet the Therapy Session mug.

therapytard

A mental health clinician who is utterly clueless about providing therapeutic help or feedback.
An obvious therapytard, his narcissistic manner and inept and ill-timed questioning tipped clients off to his complete uselessness.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
mugGet the therapytard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email