Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.

by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

belching walrus

After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.

I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.

by tttttttttt2121 November 23, 2009

Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused

“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”

by Plurman July 4, 2024

Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

walrus

walruses are also one of the best anti-doggith animals. they were the tanksinsteins and also were very good at attacking the doggiths with there tusks. they were the best counter to the wilderbeest because of there size. Walruses are definitely top 3 best anti-doggith animals.

pigeon - yo walrus i scouted them wilderbeest go fuck there dads up.

walrus - sure cah, ill fuck there dads up

walrus are the best

by DWN November 16, 2021

Walrus

The act of simultaneously hitting two vaporizer units, usually 510 thread vapes, which resemble the tusks of a walrus. Walruses are often taken by those who are willing to sacrifice certain qualities of life for the transient paralysis resulting from a monstrous, chimera-like hit from two different cartridges. The terminology originated from the NYC thc cartridge scene, roughly estimated to be around Spring/Summer of 2017, used in various stoner and marijuana progressive movement circles.

Yo pass me your pen, I'm gonna do a walrus
Bet I'm gonna walrus after you, this is blue dream

by Alduin_Jot August 31, 2021