ticket to 505

pretty much anything in lakeside middle school cause the teachers dont give a shit

hey carlton is that a ticket to 505 i see

by ticket to 505 May 29, 2018

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016