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"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019
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crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong
"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"
by gruwief December 13, 2022
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earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009
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cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart
i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch
by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016
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Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 30, 2024
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front crunch

when u get ur wisdom teeth out and can’t chew in the back
Sorry excuse my front crunch i just got my wisdom teeth out and can’t get it stuck.
by rr525 June 24, 2022
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Crunch

The party was pretty Crunchy.
The first day of school was crunch.
by Voze December 3, 2016
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