swein

So what else is new? An expression of resignation and boredom. Possibly abbreviated for the first time by a grocery bagger in Melbourne, Florida, U.S.A. in 1985, it could have attained worldwide usage through United States Army service from 1986 - 1989.

Person A: It's raining outside.
Person B: Swein?

by Uziyahu July 11, 2006

Swedish Bath

Washing your asshole after shitting. Done in anticipation of anal sex.

Yo Dawg, I had to Swedish bath before Anastasia came over, that bitch goes crazy on my asshole.

by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 8, 2009

Swedish Toothache

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.

After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.

by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010

Swedish Prince

The act of passing gas (i.e. farting) into someone's full head of hair when they're not looking, and the smell of said gas lingering in their hair all day.

I totally gave that guy who was talking in the theater a wicked Swedish Prince.

by Ghengis Kunt March 8, 2010

stesi

Pretty gay person. But they can’t help it.

“Hey there’s stesi (gay)”

by Your son February 3, 2019

Swedish Roman Candle

To put your thumb over the end of your dick right before a man orgasms and to let off the preasure and reapply it quickly until finished sending a roman candle like parade of seamen in to the air.

He hit her from across the room with a swedish roman candle.

by Tyler Verona February 7, 2007

Swedish Fish

A Swedish woman's pussy.

I had some Swedish Fish last night.

by Trevor Rockhold February 9, 2009