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Seahawks fan

Texas hick living in Seattle with a heavy fascination in pro wrestling internet freaks, beautiful big boned women, and hottest green neon strip clubs in town...Not to mention the best diamonds on the market at the cheapest price.
Dymnd is a interesting personality and the biggest Seahawks fan online.
by D. Ray February 24, 2023
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alaskin seahorse

While receiving head from your partner dump salt water in there eye moments before you release your man juice and boom! Right in her eye
Jared was recieving head when he then gave his girlfriend a alaskin seahorse
by zoodhide January 14, 2015
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Don’t swear on my christian server

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.
Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
by get the bleach January 24, 2020
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yall i swear

The caption when you post a picture of something odd or wacky happening but are too unoriginal to come up with a proper title.
Yall i swear. (Picture of monkee eating fruit by the foot)
by Macky Mainiacki October 14, 2020
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Kok Weng Seah

The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
by ACTethx December 15, 2020
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Swear deep down on my knife

means the same as "deep down on my life" but instead it means you have to be socially known as an emo, to pull it off successfully
Kealan: did you steal my pen?
Sam: no, i swear deep down on my knife!
by sammymacbooey June 17, 2010
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Bionic Seahorse

A sexual position in which the person who will be penetrated puts their legs behind their head. After doing so the person who will do the act of penetrating commences with penetration.
She's really flexible man, she can do a Bionic Seahorse!!!
by Syd Manson December 28, 2009
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