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Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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shallow

Not Deep as in water
by Bob The Builder! August 20, 2006
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Betty Swallocks

A way of saying "sweaty ballocks" politely. Used by the sporty and jock-like people widely.
Oh man i just came from a double period of rugby. Gave me major Betty Swallocks
by Calum Harrison February 4, 2009
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cum-swallowing

cum-swallowing is the act of sucking a guy's dick and swallowing all the joy-juice he squirts in your mouth.
Matt likes cum-swallowing -- ME swallowing HIS cum!
by eda-skip October 17, 2021
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As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008
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Swallowing Babies

"Lordy me, I was swallowin' babies all night with him."
by Lord Jezo February 7, 2005
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swallowage

A reference to a man's jizz-load or load of cum after it's been subsequently ejaculated into a woman's mouth/throat and swallowed down her gullet.

If the jizz-burst is spat or puked out, it can no longer be called 'swallowage', it would the be called 'jizz-spat' or 'spattage'.
Chick: 'Babe, I'm really enjoying that swallowage! Hit the spot!'
Guy: 'My pleasure, chicken-tits, let me know if you're hungry again in 30 mins. or so, happy to oblige!'
Chick: 'Ok, babe, thanks for the snack!'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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