dutch stranger

A sexual masturbatory technique where you sit on your hand until it is numb, then place your hand on your penis and have another person manually move your hand so it stimulates your penis

"I walked into the bathroom and saw that Jenna was giving Joey the dutch stranger with no shirt on."

by ShiggityShanks December 24, 2008

Scranbag

Someone who is completely disorganised and is very scruffy in appearance.

Man, I'm fed up of that guy never getting to work on time. He always looks like he's been dragged through a sewer and then pissed on by a dozen tramps. He's just a shitty little scranbag!

by The Minge September 28, 2008

Scran

A term used when someone wants to eat/get something to eat. Commonly used by krans

“Might go get some fat scran like”

by Sir_chvnky_mvnky December 21, 2019

scran

A word the Royal Marines use for any food.

Right lads go get your scran and get back here for 2100 hours.

by dario g February 19, 2004

strange

A description commonly applied by male American, bachelors in the 50s and 60s to the anonymous mass of women whom they aspired to engage in casual sex with.

A clever, still slightly naughty, synonym for more profane terms like 'pussy' or 'trim'.

Bob: Hey Chuck, where's the best place around here to find some strange?

Chuck: I'm not the cassa nova you think I am, but The Gin Mill is always crawling with strange. Shall we?

by fletchlives June 5, 2005

Scrank

The act of screaming while wanking.

Jeremy "What you up to now?"
Pedro "Just going for a cheeky scrank"

by Scranker May 21, 2010

angry stranger

Two handed version of the stranger. Basically sitting on both hands until they are numb, then masturbating with one hand while choking yourself with the other. Simulates having sex with a angry stranger.

Damn, I'm beat from giving myself an angry stranger last night

by Steve-O1 April 24, 2007