stickcum

1. The sperm that has not fully come out of your penis and when you go to pee you see some sperm come out with your pee that has stuck inside the shaft of your cock.

2. Cum stuck in shaft of your dick that become visible when peeing.

3. Jizz and pee mixed when you piss because it was stuck in your shaft.

GUY: "God damnit dude I almost couldn't even pee because I had stickcum in my cock!"

FRIEND OF GUY: "Should of pissed right after you hooked up with that chick then."

by davekicker31 July 1, 2009

koala stick

1. A long, mostly quite thin, pointy stick used to prod an object in order to examine it at a safe distance.

2. Slang word used to describe an odly shaped penis.

1. A: Is he still alive?
B: Don't know, prod him with a koala stick.

2. A: That guy always gets the girls.
B; Yes, but I've heard they always dump him because of his koala stick.

by CoolFire June 1, 2006

daddys stick

A whiffle ball bat filled with sand. This is done to add weight to the bat for more pain upon beatings.

aaa aaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa daddys stick

by drewminsmith December 30, 2007

glue stick pasted

When your so wasted that you pass out and your drool sticks your face to an object

We found this dude all glue stick pasted to the kitchen floor the next morning he must have been white boy wasted

by cornwallis32 December 23, 2011

stick to

To stay with or keep going to a person, place, or thing in the future.

(Sistine Chapel)
Michaelangelo: "Painting these walls is quite tiresome. I think I'll stick to the ceiling from now on."
Leonardo: "Surely you must be kidding my friend. Doing so would be quite boring and would require very strong glue. It's a long way down if you should fall, you know."
Michaelangelo: "What??? Hey, Splinter's out of town, so how about we grab some pizzas, roll up a fat doobie, and tag-team April indabutt."
Leonardo: "Right on, dude!"

(later, in their 15th century frat house)
Leonardo: "Oh...oh...OH!!!" **splat!** "Yes! Right in the eye!"
Michaelangelo: "Hey dude, I had this crazy idea. What if 500 years from now they made these giant turtles that fought crime in the likenesses of us and other Renaissance artists...wouldn't that be fuckin' crazy?"
Leonardo: "Shit man...you are WAAAAAASTED!!!"

by Nick D May 18, 2005

red stick

another name for Baton Rouge, LA. Baton Rouge is the french translation of Red Stick.

I from the Red Stick.... home of the LSU Tigers!!!!!!

by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005

moon on a stick

when one wishes to have it all

"would you like anything else? the moon on a stick perhaps?"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003