Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).

Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever

by teethgrinder May 31, 2004

even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act

"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011

Steven Pauley

Famous celebrity, an Elkview West Virginia native,known best as an award winning show choir performer and for his fabulous costume designs.

Id drop my man in a second to get my hands on Steven Pauley or one of his outrageous costumes.

by Salvatore Di Chiara July 28, 2008

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

steven gross

A really gross penis

Dam you have a Steven gross

by Hand25 August 19, 2017

Steven Kociu

This is used for people who cannot control their urges of fucking a dog, cat, squinigga, flanigga or rodent. These fine species will do anything and everything to get their dick inside a pokemon if seen
Sucks at rainbow six siege

Steven Kociu has appeared, capture? Run? Fight?
its over

by ThickLoliDragon March 26, 2019

Steven The Settler

Steven noun \ˈpər-fikt\

1
a : being entirely without fault or defect : flawless
b : satisfying all requirements : accurate
c : corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

2
a : sexually mature and fully differentiated ;D

-Steven the settler, he is perfect, hence the settling.

-Was that Steven that just walked by? Yeah he is definitely settling.

by The Reacher January 28, 2012