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Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.
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Star Wars 

One of the things in which guys care about besides the 2 b's (Boobs and Beer)
"I want a robotic hand just like in Star Wars DAMN IT!"
Star Wars by FAVNILA January 29, 2009
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star city 

Harrisburg,pa. reffered as Star City because it being the capital of pennsylvania aka Pistolvania
Tyrone: im livn in the capital of Pennsylvania.
Mike: u movin to Star city, theres gangstaz there, dont get robbed.
star city by Bobboo October 25, 2006

Star Forge

The Star Forge is an immensley powerful space station built by an ancient race 5000 years before the Republic existed. It was found by the most powerful Sith Lord to ever aris, the great Lord Revan. The Republic tried but failed to destroy it in 4000 BBY.
You must see the Star Forge to believe in its power. You cannot fully describe it awsome might.
Star Forge by LORD REVAN! April 18, 2005

star-fucker 

Anybody who fucks or gives sexual favours to anybody who is famous or is on their way to becoming famous.
I have two examples of the same star-fucker, who fucked two different stars... one was a friend of mine, an actress who wasn't famous at the time but is now a very well-known Canadian actor, and of course when she actually DID become famous, he would call her up and remind her of when they used to fuck, like she could give a shit anymore... and the other is Rufus Wainright, who was never a friend of mine, but this star-fucker, who shall remain nameless)( and "fame-less".. haha) who new him thru the Montreal music scene, shamelessly had sex with him whenever he could, despite the fact that he is NOT even gay and it was simply because he is famous and star-fuckers crave fame for themselves on a desperate level and when they fuck someone who is famous, it gives them a fleeting feeling of being famous themselves.
star-fucker by bevinann July 17, 2007

star dance 

In Mario Kart 64, when a player is smoted in three or more player battle mode, a remaining player may obtain a star, go to the smoted player's screen, and press A+B+a direction on the control pad to spin in circles. This act of gloating contributes to the horrible shame of the smoted player.
Jafari: Damn I got smoted.
Dave: (spins in circles with a star on Jafari's screen) You like a little of that?
Eric and Louis: Ooh! Star dance!
(Jafari goes home.)
star dance by smotejafari October 15, 2008

Star-Fabulous 

Sex Position where the female lays on top looking up towards the sky attempting to name all the constellations before finishing.
dude Shelby succesfully Star-Fabulous'd me last night