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Spider

A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).
Girl walks into the room: "damn, she looks like a spider"
by spiderhater April 12, 2009
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Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.
Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.
by asshole45678 October 25, 2009
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Coon Spider

(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.
Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"

Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"
by thomas anonymous August 9, 2009
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barking wolf spider

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?
by Pugs64 March 30, 2010
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spiderlining

When using smokeless tobacco, sipderlining is the long strand of spit that connects the user's lip to the bottle or cup he is spitting into. This is usually a sign of a novice, and is typically an insult
Uh, dude, you're spiderlining...Fuckin' rookie.
by Futrell May 16, 2006
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spiderman dat hoe

like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.
DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA
by ronKwon February 22, 2008
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Spiderpubes

When a man's wet pubes stick to the inside of his thighs, resembling a scraggly spiderweb.
"Today, I looked down in the shower and noticed that I had massive spiderpubes."
by Psas May 24, 2009
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