Spiderman 3 Effect

The ratio of the amount of hype a movie has produced to the amount the movie sucks.

I hope we don't get the Spiderman 3 Effect with The Dark Knight or I will be incredibly disappointed.

by Zachary Mitchell August 25, 2008

Spider

A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).

Girl walks into the room: "damn, she looks like a spider"

by spiderhater April 12, 2009

Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.

Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.

by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

Coon Spider

(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.

Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"

Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"

by thomas anonymous August 9, 2009

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

spiderlining

When using smokeless tobacco, sipderlining is the long strand of spit that connects the user's lip to the bottle or cup he is spitting into. This is usually a sign of a novice, and is typically an insult

Uh, dude, you're spiderlining...Fuckin' rookie.

by Futrell May 16, 2006

Soiler

One of who finds enormous satisfaction in excreting the contents of their bowels into their under-garments. Typically, this is done in the vicinity of the public. Each volume of personal waste often has the soiler assume a feigned apologetic air.

"Oh for God sake, busy-bowels is at it again. Filthy little soiler" - Soiliceli: A Mother's Horror Story.

"With each expulsion, the soiler's face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. Following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. Traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant - marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition." - David Suzuki, The Nature of Stool

by Pierre March 3, 2005