Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

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Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips

Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips

by OnWord March 6, 2023

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sperm suit

Australian Slang - Disposable overalls for the removal of asbestos and other hazardous materials, often with its outer fabric layer being white.

''Go down to the hardware and grab some 3M sperm suits in 2XL''

by FI-4 May 9, 2023

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sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

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sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022

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When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.

I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.

by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022

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