A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

depends on wheter it is african or european.

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*

by monthy python October 31, 2017

vagina swallow

vaginal sex, (penis to vagina).

After a long wait Crystal finally got her wish, she "vagina swallow" Mikes love meat.

by Checkmate29641 February 26, 2017

shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger

tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up

by nick d is gay November 17, 2004

Spit or Swallow

A game invented by Australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:

a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.

In an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his penis which made her spit it all out.

by ladypebs March 12, 2011

Shallow end

Penetrative sex where the penis goes in, but only a little bit in; reaching only shallow depths. Problem caused often either by inability to get a full erection

The lower third of the vagina is the most sensitive; try getting him to dip the tip into just the shallow end

by Funnewsonly May 15, 2016

shallowize

to lower the quality of; to make shallow

People who ignore the facts are shallowize the issue.

by zooey December 23, 2008