Snus

Snus is a Swedish tobacco product, ONLY used by men. It's forbidden for women to consume Snus in any form. For 95% of men in Sweden Snus is considered life essential.

If a man doesn't get his Snus, things escalate quickly. Firstly he will become extremely grumpy, he will through his rage on everybody around him. Second stage starts with heavy breathing and severe shaking. The ultimate consequence is extreme depression.

All women in Sweden thinks Snus is disgusting, however no man ever cared.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you have a Snus?"
Man 2: "Yeah, of course, nothing like saving another man's life."

by mellepelle123 November 15, 2019

Snus

it's really healthy and good for you. you get a big lem and big muscles

maaaan i need snus. my dick is getting small agian

by Bollerdinmor123 December 6, 2019

snunshine

when you were going to call someone sunshine but made a typo and now their bullying you for it :(

Me: You are my snunshine
Carina: What's a snunshine?🤣

by IHateMyselfAndTuijaPihlaja February 23, 2020

Shnuts

When you get human feces on your testicles from wiping too far forward.

My mate wessy has a set of shnuts on him from wiping all the way to his balls.

by Shnutty April 3, 2020

Snus

Stupid, nitty, ugly, schleem

Person 1 : hi
Person 2 : shut up you dumb ass snus

by Kieran Bonsre June 7, 2020

Snus

A perfect way to relax and take it easy, often in a can

Taking a snus is the perfect way to relax just put it under your lip and take it easy :)

by Moise1337 October 22, 2020

SNUNSULA NAME

The type of tragic names given to children are born in broken Britain. Mostly give by parents wanting people to notice their child's snunusla name and ask about it - they shit, empty lives.

"I am going to name my new daughter Nevaeh, it's heaven backwards!"

"Delightful... What a snunsula name..."

by Snobs_Anonymous December 14, 2020