session

A period of time during which one gets completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Ketamine, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol.
(usually Jack Daniels or six-for-a-fiver)
This can be done whilst listening to CDs or watching DVDs.
A session lasts up to three days and three nights in length. When a session reaches this threshold it officially becomes a bender.

'Great session man, I'm so trashed I'll have to call in sick tomorrow!'

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

skession

the idea of having a bad or very hurendous/horrid skateboarding session. you may not have landed a trick at all or you may not be anywhere near to being ' good '. you may land tricks that ' sketch ' out such as reverting on simple tricks like 180's and also slapping your nose or tail on ledges. this is not clean skating. this is a session gone bad, being turned into a skession.

Paul: im going to bust this sick tre off earl haig.
Ivan: ok.
Paul: ewwwww, did you see that? i landed sooooo sketch.
Ivan: that was horrid.
(a day later)...
Ivan: hey paul, remember your skession yesterday? haha
Paul: yeah...aha!

by Ivan Prytkov April 6, 2006

sessy

A sexy and sassy individual. Someone who is attractive and has attitude to boot.

Even while pregnant, Jessica Alba is muy sessy.

by MamaDee March 13, 2008

joke session

To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.

"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.

(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)

by Andy Valentine September 9, 2006

Sessle

A compele twat who is full of himself but everone who has ever met him hates him ... and has a thing for fat chicks .

1. Dude he just made out with that fat chick.

2. aw what a sessle.

1. yep hes a twat.

2. totally.

by i think you know 88X September 27, 2009

cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009

romp session

When two organisms of the opposite sex (or same, because thats legal now) arrange a meeting to frolick and caress each other. It is extremely sexually suggestive and very arousing.

Yesterday, I took my puppy to work and he had a romp session with my co-worker's dogs.

Dude, have you seen that porno site called www.rompsession.com?

by PenisFaceVaginaValley September 27, 2008