by Hamcandle January 13, 2020

by Koibe April 19, 2019

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 17, 2019

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.
by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

by sneeeze March 5, 2019
