Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
by Geranimo October 3, 2007
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Get the Sharp Cheddar mug.Commonly referred to as bendy wendy , this specimin appears to need the toilet all the time and emits a strong odor of bum juice
by Where is tie April 24, 2019
Get the Wendy Sharpe mug.Scarpellos are the coolest people in the world. They inhabit the Philadelphia area and are all attractive and popular people. Most humans envy Scarpello's.
"Yo you wanna come back to my place and chill for a while?"
"Hell no that's beat. I'm going to the Scarpello's that place is off the chain."
"Hell no that's beat. I'm going to the Scarpello's that place is off the chain."
by God123456789123456789 March 3, 2009
Get the Scarpello mug.Probably a bastardization of smart as a whip, meaning unusually intelligent or quick witted.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
by Eyeyambob July 27, 2013
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