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snake shots

Getting drunk by pouring alcohol into your penis. The alcohol soaks into the membrane like when you Butt Chug.
Look at Dennis, he's so fucki'n hammered on snake shots, I bet his dick is gonna burn like a son of a bitch tomorrow.
by Claytaunton January 16, 2014
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grease snake

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive greasiness. Often lives in squalor, with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.
"Yo, that grease snake came in here and slimed the place up real good. Must be a tree-planter or rig-pig."
by Hubert_The_Hippo August 10, 2009
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where's the snake?

When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"
1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".
by em-dash July 5, 2009
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Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system
Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.
by The Poop Goblin May 2, 2018
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Solid Snake

One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.
"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."
by Merchant September 1, 2005
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Snake Venom

A sexual act where two males 69 and fill each other's mouth with cum. Then you turn over and blow spooge into each other's faces.
Jeff and I did the snake venom last night. Shit was nasty!
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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Trowser Snake

Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)

It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.

It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.

Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
"Is she pregnant?" " No a trowser snake bit her..."
by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010
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