smuggling tic-tacs

To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.

"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"

by Lucy October 20, 2004

Smuggy

Someone who is smug and egotistical beyond comprehension.

Eugene was so smuggy when he showed up to the office smiling because he had a new and better haircut than everyone else.

by Lips and butt September 25, 2018

Wok Smuggler

A person with a pot belly, which resembles them smuggling an overturned wok under their t-shirt.

"Has he put on weight or is he just smuggling a Wok under his shirt"
"Oi Wok Smuggler... you need to loose some weight"... "leave my Wok alone!!!"

by Kerbie_2009 February 5, 2009

Detroit Smuggler

When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.

I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner

by D4NGER May 22, 2011

ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

by craig john November 10, 2006

Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008

Smugly

An intellectual word used to describe someone whom is Smug but also Ugly.

Josh you are so Smugly, hahahahaha

by Jamu September 3, 2012