smoltitasking

The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.

Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."

by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013

Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.

My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.

by Willwall November 25, 2014

Smoli

A mix between smol and loli, so it's basically a smaller cute loli.

William you're such a pedo for liking smolis

by LokiRockz January 11, 2018

smolpeengang

The gang with really small Hekkin peens. Like white people and Asian people

Lol, that dude part of the smolpeengang

by Normie one May 21, 2018

Smolletime

When fake allegations, despite an army of easily manipulated twitter drones, turns out to be nonsense.

Wow, this attack on Vic Mignogna is smolletime.

by Zofryer February 21, 2019

Smollett

Hate Crime Hoax.

Jack, "You see that some white cadet wrote "Go Home Nigger" on that black Air Force cadet's door?"

Ralph, "Seriously dude? Almost 100% of these hate crimes are Smollett's."

by An Fírinne Hurts April 16, 2019

smollfrost

A small pipsqueak that is also part of a dysfunctional family. A loli who is sweet and kind at first glance. But when it comes to their friends, (Zen in particular) they will act obsessive and violent. Bakugo from My hero academia is her husbando.

Wow, she's such a midget frost.

SmollFrost

by King of the Lions August 1, 2019