crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

Shit sticker

After whiping your ass after a massive shit, you throw the shit stained toilet paper straight up, hitting the ceiling. It will cling to the ceiling for a while depending on the binding power of your poo. You can also toss make shit stickers on the stall wall as well.

I went in to use the bathroom at the truck stop, and a shit sticker fell on my head!

by C. Feldman December 31, 2010

Dirty Snickers

A snickers candy bar that has been tainted, defiled, or otherwise contaminated by human excretions of any nature and then distributed for human consumption without knowledge of said contamination.

That guy kept sending me P.M's all night without asking , i hope somebody gives him a Dirty Snickers.

by Big_Rusty_Snickers May 2, 2018

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

Have a snickers

To prepare 6-10 Ambien (Zolpidem) tablets for insufflation.

Hey dude, you gonna have a snickers?

by mcanthony December 23, 2012

serbian snicker pie

When a woman kagle flexes while you are done ejaculating into her vagina.

Holy shit, that feels great when you serbian snicker pie me.

by marleys and big brotha thunduh April 10, 2009

sticker shock delay

When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!

Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.

by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010