Slurp Juice

One of countless terms for purple drank.

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.

by El ritardo July 19, 2018

Slurpy Swamp

When a girl gives you head, and then you proceed to give her anal

That bitch thought she was giving me head. Then, I told her to turn around, and I gave her that slurpy swamp

by Cash and Bailey December 23, 2019

slursh

When on unusually warm days a male's scrotum gets stuck to his leg and has to be peeled off causing discomfort.

I got a total slursh in my girlfriend's car the other day, and she looked at me funny when I peeled it off.

by Wesley Scudworth April 28, 2005

slurpfuck

A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!

My wife has a slurpfuck fetish and as such we have to ration our supply of her sweet, sweet nectar.

by spacefuck April 26, 2008

Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008

slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Slurp

To sarcastically like something, usually if something goes wrong.

Dave: Did you get me more sprite?
Greg: No there's none left.
Dave: Fucking Slurp!

Alex: Dude, my ipod's full, SLURP!

Jeff: I got a D on my final, and it brought my final grade down to a C, slurp...

by Bobert is a hoss January 23, 2010