"Dead Slug" - a colloquial term used to describe the accidental loss of an item due to someone else's actions, often resulting in the affected person feeling as though they have been robbed or stolen from. The term is derived from the slimy trail left by a slug, which can symbolize the residual feeling of being taken advantage of or leaving a trail of loss.
"I can't find my favorite pen anywhere! I think I've been dead slugged."
"I let my friend borrow my book for class, but she accidentally kept it. I've been dead slugged."
"I left my phone on the table at the coffee shop for just a minute, and someone walked off with it. I feel like I've been dead slugged."
"I lent my headphones to a coworker, and they never returned them. I've definitely been dead slugged."
"I let my friend borrow my book for class, but she accidentally kept it. I've been dead slugged."
"I left my phone on the table at the coffee shop for just a minute, and someone walked off with it. I feel like I've been dead slugged."
"I lent my headphones to a coworker, and they never returned them. I've definitely been dead slugged."
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by Amalright November 19, 2013
by A Col May 06, 2012
Girl: Just don't nut in me, I didn't take my birth control today.
Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
by helldarwinsfear April 03, 2017
When your on drugs(mdma or pills) and times just starts moving really slow like a slug this and happen when your sat down or when your walking somewhere, time slugs are everywhere and always showing up
by Time slugger November 27, 2021
by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020
Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs
by T H O T P O L I C E October 03, 2018