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sharpen my pencil

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)
Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008
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Sharpie Game

You draw a line on your hand with sharpie. Make it back and forth twice. Then you scratch the sharpie line off until it comes off.
you take a sharpie make the line and scratch it off. thats how you play the sharpie game.
by jessiixxbabii19 June 30, 2009
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B sharp

Noun. When in college and your teacher does not care much about legible grading. As a result it is hard to tell whether a person scored high or low with a B.
Fathead #1: What the hell is that thing? I dunno what I got, on the test. Does that say B+ or B-?

Fathead #2: Looks like a B sharp.

Fathead #1: Fuck you and your sweater.
by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010
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Sharpened Pencil

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 30, 2007
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Scarpino

A dumb fuck who has no friends and has the dick the size of a peanut also is a disgrace to the human body
Your a real Scarpino
by Big toe 115 February 25, 2019
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SARP

A shitty server where it lags and disconnects on almost a daily basis.
Man this server is acting like SARP.
by sarpsucks2012 March 27, 2012
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Sharpers

The best team in the world, plays basketball, soccer, handball and baseball. The positions for basketball are Center - Lorenzo el Perverso - Point Guard - Sharp The Great - Shooting Guard - Gas On - For more informatoin please ask in the trailer park. The Coach is Called PAPA SHARPMEN, its a war hero, a legend, a soccer player, basketball, handball, swiming champ, he plays in a band, he has won 15 world cups in POLO and he has played soccer for 10 different nations in the world. He was once known as Papa Sharpmen du Nacimento or Diego Armando Paparola.
by Sharpers Fan December 5, 2003
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